Jacob Bijani :: I live in San Diego, but I was born in the midwest, so you can trust me. I work on pHome.us and other stuff. Honestly, I’m pretty awesome.
I ripped this file from the C:/WINDOWS/ folder on my phone. Not sure why, but it’s a pretty cool png illustration.

On a related note, why does Windows just dump everything on the operating system into one folder?

I ripped this file from the C:/WINDOWS/ folder on my phone. Not sure why, but it’s a pretty cool png illustration.

On a related note, why does Windows just dump everything on the operating system into one folder?

This is my favorite book.
This is my favorite book.
I love it at Kinkos. Especially when SCOTT is working. What a douche bag. It’s not my fault you still work at Kinkos.
I love it at Kinkos. Especially when SCOTT is working. What a douche bag. It’s not my fault you still work at Kinkos.
I live at the top. The elevation basically increases instantly a little past the second high way sign. It’s honestly like a 20° grade.
I live at the top. The elevation basically increases instantly a little past the second high way sign. It’s honestly like a 20° grade.
How creepy is that?
How creepy is that?
Neighbor’s wireless network: Vagina’s, Inc.
Neighbor’s wireless network: Vagina’s, Inc.
Listen to Brian is in You Episode 48: Magical Hooker in which I am mentioned.

For the record, the neighbor is actually mentally handicapped.

Listen to Brian is in You Episode 48: Magical Hooker in which I am mentioned.

For the record, the neighbor is actually mentally handicapped.

I thought my hotel neighbors were playing awesome music all night long; then I realized the sound was coming from the iPod in my jacket.
Go find another lover; To bring a… to string along!”

“With all your lies, You’re still very lovable.
From the new Futurama movie (!)
This animation came on my phone.
This animation came on my phone.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O’Toole via Travors
Your smartphone has connected with Jacob’s Computer.
Self awareness.