I live in San Diego, but I was born in the midwest, so you can trust me. I work on pHome.us and other stuff. Honestly, I’m pretty awesome.Tumblr (3.0; @jacobbijani)http://blog.jacobbijani.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObr23i3zWtHz30wf_500.png"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.hulu.com/weird-science-movie" target="_blank">Weird Science on Hulu</a>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43216490http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43216490Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:39:22 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObqx1vm4q3YWba7G_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Many of you may have noticed this, but there is a foreign domain extension “.cm” which defaults to a <a href="http://agoga.com/" target="_blank">squatted page</a> for all unregistered domains.</p> <p>Sometimes, someone actually owns a specific .cm domain, but they are absolutely always a squatted page as well. This is facebook.cm. I doubt there is a single legitimate site hosted on a .cm domain.</p>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43202568http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43202568Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:18:08 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObqvsxznkMDoxpGn_500.png"/><br/><br/>Haha, you guys are awesome. For the record, it was entirely unprovoked.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43199668http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43199668Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:43:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObqd5adqR0xl0klZ_500.png"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+tumbling" target="_blank">What is tumbling</a>? I am tumbling, but not anymore.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43155889http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43155889Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:00:53 -0700<p><a href="http://blog.mareenfischinger.com/post/43106943/free-idea" target="_blank">mareen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43101899/free-idea" target="_blank">jacobbijani</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone should invent a pencil that is always sharp. I can see it possibly using mechanics of some sort to accomplish this.</p> <p>Make it happen.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.schneiderpen.de/marke/deutsch/html/images/dbs_540.jpg" target="_blank">Where do you live?</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Hmmm. Yeah, must be a cultural thing. Never seen one of those before.</p>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43154356http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43154356Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:47:52 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1823766&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1823766&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rickyvanveen.com/post/43137050/collegehumors-font-conference-geez-our" target="_blank">rickyv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>CollegeHumor’s “Font Conference”</b></p> <p>Geez, our Editorial/Originals Dept keeps putting out winners.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43151654http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43151654Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:24:12 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=147926&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=147926&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=147926&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Vimeo office TIMELAPSE by <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/147926" target="_blank">Peter McArthur</a> (in 2007).</p> <p>I always liked this video. The stats projection thing is so awesome. As Jakob put it in the comments, “I can’t believe all these humans are working together on the same project!”</p>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43104580http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43104580Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:50:00 -0700<p>Someone should invent a pencil that is always sharp. I can see it possibly using mechanics of some sort to accomplish this.</p> <p>Make it happen.</p>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43101899http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43101899Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:14:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObpqnnfekXLobp2d_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I love the return address <a href="http://hypem.com" target="_blank">Hype Machine</a> uses to send stuff out.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43098805http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43098805Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:31:22 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObpqgxr4SJJUFcmJ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Goodbye iMac, you are dead to me. Also, you are a piece of shit.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43098375http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43098375Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:26:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObpqhbtuCZhvtNsZ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And now my desk is so much cleaner. Now I have to wait for my Dell monitor to arrive. I ordered it two days ago, but it says it won’t be <i>shipped</i> until August 11th. And it’s in stock!</p> <p>This is actually a really awesome setup. If I close the laptop and push it to the back (as pictured), I no longer have a computer connected to the internet in front of me. Sadly, that is a pretty big deal.</p>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43098412http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43098412Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:26:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/QEmlVxP6rbpc3w9wMTRQLDZV_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>dalas is famous (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/anjalouise" target="_blank">anja louise verdugo</a>)http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43067047http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43067047Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:59:32 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMObpc2yh4Xx3vH1av_500.png"/><br/><br/>I’m really gonna miss you guys<a href="http://www.vimeo.com/blog:140" target="_blank">.</a>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43065909http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43065909Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:43:29 -0700“Do not all charms fly<br/> At the mere touch of cold philosophy? <br/> There was an awful rainbow once in heaven: <br/> We know her woof, her texture; she is given <br/> In the dull catalogue of common things. <br/> Philosophy will clip an Angel’s wings, <br/> Conquer all mysteries by rule and line, <br/> Empty the haunted air, and gnomed mine- <br/> Unweave a rainbow….”<br/><br/> - <em>John Keats, Lamia, Part II, 1884</em>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43063546http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43063546Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:08:40 -0700I’M A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL AND EVERY DAY I PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS 5 FEET FROM JACOB BIJANI’S WINDOW AND EVERY WORD I SAY HAS TO BE SCREAMED BECAUSE IM 12.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43062279http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43062279Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:53:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fXGZigrFC7Y&ap=%2526fmt%3D18"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fXGZigrFC7Y&ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing)</p> <p>Don’t be a hard rock when you really are a gem.</p>http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43061401http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43061401Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:44:26 -0700<a href="http://rzaplaylist.muxtape.com/">Staten Island Ferry Ride by RZA</a>: Still my favorite Muxtape.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43056228http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43056228Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:46:03 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMOboz1tjesBwpAC1i_500.png"/><br/><br/>Hey wow my spoon is too big! NEVER SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE!!http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43034790http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43034790Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:38:42 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u8TZn2GMOboy8b4bdkrykNDE_500.png"/><br/><br/>I like how sometimes pHome.us gets search referrals for things like <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=html+background+custom+layouts" target="_blank">html background custom layouts</a>. Honestly, how did you expect Google to know what you were talking about? It’s so vague.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43032418http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/43032418Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:15:00 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.jacobbijani.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/42945618/u8TZn2GMObnw6cowWv5JWolV&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/>Cut Copy - Out There On The Ice.http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/42945618http://blog.jacobbijani.com/post/42945618Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:30:00 -0700